“Wasted is the day in which you have not laughed” – Nicholas deChamfort
Confession: I paraphrased here. The actual quote is “The most wasted day is that in which you have not laughed.” Am I the only one who finds that a bit bulky? So I used the bastardized version. Sorry, Nicholas.
Anyhow, as the title says, this is a Quickie. But I hope this helps you not waste your day by giving you a laugh, or at least a grin, or a lopsided smirk, maybe.
Most mornings, I give Tween Spirit cereal with this ceramic cow (see below) full of milk. I had one like it as a kid and thought it was cool. It’s convenient – keeps right amount of milk cold, etc. It’s kitschy. Hey, anything I can do to make mornings more palatable.
How did it escape me all these years that what we basically have here is a cow barfing milk all over your cereal? Eeeewww.
The Curious One says, “They put the hole in the wrong place, Mom.”
As if dumping milk out of a ceramic teat is somehow preferable. Well, I don’t know. Maybe it is. But then the cow would have to be upside down, or there would have to be a plug….I’m overthinking it, clearly.
Well, there you have it. Hope you liked a little slice o’ life from our place. 
Probably best that you don’t mention to her that eggs are like chicken abortions…..
This was so funny–it definitely had both of us laughing out loud!!