“Wasted is the day in which you have not laughed” – Nicholas deChamfort
Confession: I paraphrased here. The actual quote is “The most wasted day is that in which you have not laughed.” Am I the only one who finds that a bit bulky? So I used the bastardized version. Sorry, Nicholas.
Anyhow, as the title says, this is a Quickie. But I hope this helps you not waste your day by giving you a laugh, or at least a grin, or a lopsided smirk, maybe.
Most mornings, I give Tween Spirit cereal with this ceramic cow (see below) full of milk. I had one like it as a kid and thought it was cool. It’s convenient – keeps right amount of milk cold, etc. It’s kitschy. Hey, anything I can do to make mornings more palatable.
How did it escape me all these years that what we basically have here is a cow barfing milk all over your cereal? Eeeewww.
The Curious One says, “They put the hole in the wrong place, Mom.”
As if dumping milk out of a ceramic teat is somehow preferable. Well, I don’t know. Maybe it is. But then the cow would have to be upside down, or there would have to be a plug….I’m overthinking it, clearly.
Well, there you have it. Hope you liked a little slice o’ life from our place.